Tuesday, April 3, 2007

Once again

I had to change my blog name because again because....I don't even know anymore. So given my state of mind, I changed it to bemisfu. The "fu," of course, refers to Ferret Undies. I'm certainly not in a bad mood or anything.

But I've been DYING to write about this subject for months. Now that I have THIRD brand new username, I get to finally vent. Thanks User Friendly Google Beta Geeks-no wonder you guys are worth Billions.

Today's subject is coal. Since I had to listen to an entire report on this riveting subject while driving my 5th grader home from school, I think it's only fair that that I share what I learned.

Were you aware that "Coal is a very interesting thing to learn about!" Note the exclamation point-that certifies EXACTLY how interesting coal is. And you want to know something else? "For the people who mine all of that coal, it is not easy!"

Parenting isn't usually fun, but does it really require my listening to a three page essay on coal? I don't care about coal. Coal does not deserve an exclamation point. It's what you get in your stocking at Christmas if you've been bad. Period.

5 comments:

Cake said...

BEMIS!

Welcome back...I saved you a piece of cake from your welcome back party of last week.

Though it might be a little freezer burnt...ummm. Maybe I'll just bake a new one.

p.s.
I have no comment about coal...I'll, err, try and think of something for tomorrow.

Clinky said...

I'm so glad you're not dead!

Clinky said...

Chocolate Jesus

stuckwithacomb said...

Nice Cans.

I Ain't No Oprah said...

I thought Bemisfu was some sort of cool new martial art.

Or would that be a coal new martial art?